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FIVE STRAIGHT

Discussion in 'Shooting Related Threads' started by rwm12, Apr 14, 2008.

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  1. rwm12

    rwm12 Member

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    A man is setting in the kitchen swating flies, wife comes in and ask how many flies have you killed. Man replies 3 males and 2 females. Wife questions how he can tell a male fly from a female. Easy the man says 3 were on the beer can and the other 2 were on the phone.
     
  2. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    If you can hear the fly, it's a male. That buzz is, in reality, high-pitched flatulance.
     
  3. phirel

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    recurvey- Are you telling us that you have jet propelled male house flies?

    Pat Ireland
     
  4. laura!

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    This is interesting. Can anyone explain why some flies are green?
     
  5. Capt. Morgan

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    Too much beer!

    Morgan
     
  6. H82MIS

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    laura!,,some flies are Irish,,,
     
  7. rwm12

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    The Fly Joke was Bud's Joke of the Day at the Vincennes, IN Gun Club Registered Shoot Sunday, April 13, 2008... RAIN
     
  8. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    Pat, I have horse-manure-propelled house flies. I use them instead of my Terry Jordan Wall Chart.
     
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