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First "clean" joke of the Year

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Coyote 270, Jan 3, 2011.

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  1. Coyote 270

    Coyote 270 Member

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    My first good, clean joke of 2011!



    SCOTCH??


    At Christmas time at school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

    The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted
    fruit.

    The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

    The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

    Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher
    lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a
    drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

    "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and
    asked, " Champagne ?.

    "No," said the little boy..............

    "It's a puppy!"
     
  2. lbshootin

    lbshootin Active Member

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    DAT DARE BE A FUNNY.......!
     
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