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First "clean" joke of the Year

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Coyote 270, Jan 3, 2011.

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  1. Coyote 270

    Coyote 270 Member

    Jun 26, 2009
    My first good, clean joke of 2011!


    At Christmas time at school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

    The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted

    The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

    The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

    Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher
    lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a
    drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

    "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and
    asked, " Champagne ?.

    "No," said the little boy..............

    "It's a puppy!"
  2. lbshootin

    lbshootin Active Member

    Jan 28, 2007

    DAT DARE BE A FUNNY.......!
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