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Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by TEXASZEPHYR, Feb 10, 2012.

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  1. TEXASZEPHYR

    TEXASZEPHYR Member

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    Not checked out surely not the real deal but its funny just the same.

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    YA GOTTA LAUGH TO KEEP FROM CRYING
    These two are morons and an embarrassment to ...the USA!

    Joe asks for 6 months of retraining for 'Cattle Guards! '

    You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet.

    For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest,
    cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings,
    in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.

    A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle" guards immediately!
    Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any "cattle" guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining.

    'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families be given six moths of retraining! '

    And these two guys are running our country,
    OH MY SOUL!
    Passed on to you without further comment...
     
  2. mrskeet410

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    Dog turd alert! Look closely before you step in it.
     
  3. mrskeet410

    mrskeet410 TS Member

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    Here, I'll try to save some folk's shoes. See the link.

    The dull and arrogant will insist in stepping in it anyway. Some will insist Snoopes is owned by a boogeyman, then they'll roll in the turd and insist they smell good.

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/cattleguards.asp
     
  4. TEXASZEPHYR

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    Mskeet, your intelligence just slays me. Are you unable to read the first line of the post? That kinda looks like a disclamer to me. By the way come on down here to Texas and we'll see if we can introduce you to some of those old down home all white redneck cant stand liberal bs'er trap clubs.
     
  5. halfmile

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    The moron thinks we're serious on this.


    HM
     
  6. shooterIII

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    Just like to throw in a quote here that describes mrs keet, Obumer and all the other flaming liberals from Ron White in 2006.

    "You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever".
     
  7. stokinpls

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    Never heard of anyone snopes'ing a joke before....'til now.
     
  8. mrskeet410

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    Jokes go in the OT thread. It was posted in the political threads. OP didn't know it was a joke.
     
  9. CharlieAMA

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    This story came out when Clinton and Carter were President. It is an old joke worth retelling, and there is no cattle guard at the all white trap club, or is there? Charlie
     
  10. Shooting Coach

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    Dear Keet

    This item may help you with your political leanings. I have seen folks use it, and it does a bang up polish job.
     
  11. grntitan

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    "Jokes go in the OT thread. It was posted in the political threads. OP didn't know it was a joke."

    Well Keet you are a joke and you are here?
     
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