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Finally Some Clarity - O/T

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by bigdogtx, Feb 28, 2009.

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  1. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

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    I think I found the creed of democrats....


    I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

    I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

    I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

    I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

    I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

    I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

    I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years
    if I don't start driving a Prius.

    I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

    I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

    I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

    I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.


    "A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own."
     
  2. crusha

    crusha TS Member

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    And now...for a retort of mind-numbing stupidity from the "other side"...
     
  3. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    Trappy can go first, followed by Ismah.

    HM
     
  4. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

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    don't forget little jimmie
     
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