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Fight at the Trap Club

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by grnberetcj, Dec 3, 2007.

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  1. grnberetcj

    grnberetcj Active Member

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    HOW THE FIGHT STARTED


    I rear-ended a car while turning into the Trap Club on Sunday morning.


    So, there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the Car .... and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff starts to get funny?


    Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . this guy was a DWARF!


    He storms over to my truck, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"


    So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"


    ............... and that's when the fight started ....



    Just a little humor to start the week off. I hope everybody will have a good Holiday...Merry Christmas.

    Curt - Delaware
     
  2. lumper

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    How much damage to his car?
     
  3. avidtrapshooter

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    Thanks for the laugh.
     
  4. lumper

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    Ya think he might have been Grumpy either before or most likely for sure after ya smacked into him.

    How much damage to your truck?

    BTW ... did you continue into the trap club to shoot or did you go home after the accident cause you couldn't face your shooting partners after a dwarf kicked your tail all over the side of the road?
     
  5. shot410ga

    shot410ga Well-Known Member

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    Never , go to s Dwarf fight with a since of humor.
     
  6. Jerbear

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    grnberetcj, nice one.... spinner bait?


    Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.

    " My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."

    The wolf jumps up and runs away.

    Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.

    "My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."

    Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

    About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

    "My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."

    With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to take a dump!"



    Jerbear
     
  7. rwm12

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    Did Rudolph witness the accident with the dwarf?
     
  8. lumper

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    Maybe the dwarf was mad already cause he had slowed to avoid hitting Rudolph and instead was smacked in the rear by Curt.
     
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    It's what happened since he lost his sense of humor...
     
  10. Roger IL

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    It aint even winter yet...................Roger
     
  11. Hipshot 3

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    What's this "Dwarf" crap.....if the bastard is a Midget.....call him a Midget! By the way, who won? Shame,shame....picking on Dwarfs!
     
  12. kelly andersen

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    Thats some funny stuff right there !!!!!
     
  13. Frank C

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    And I thought this was going to be another thread about Bill Crawford....
     
  14. Brian in Oregon

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    Sadly, New York State has banned Dwarf Bowling.
     
  15. code5coupe

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    "Never post to a thread if you can't spell and have no grasp on the Englich language...."

    Ooookaayyy......
     
  16. luvnbearhugs1

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    Quackshot says: "That weren't no dwarf, that were a full sized Mexi-Can."

    lol
     
  17. nicky

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    Curt, I think I saw your run in on the Discovery Channel the other night. Think it was called Little People Big World or something like that. I am sure it was about a trapshooter, I think ?????? .
     
  18. lumper

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    Nicky ... its on The Learning Channel not The Discovery Channel and we know its one of your favorite Monday night television shows since you remember the exact name but not the correct channel.
     
  19. nicky

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    Can't be lump, at least where I'm at, we don't get T.L.C only The Discovery. Got to remember we're in Sugar Grove, we don't even have a traffic light, but we do have the amish. Hey !!!!!!!! what an idea. I'll sell the production rights to The Discovery Channel and call it, say, "Living The Amish Dream". Stay tuned we may need cast members. I think we're on to something here., Kevin
     
  20. nicky

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    Funny how the mind work's when your on a roll. Another thought " Trap Shooting And Living The Amish Dream ". This could rank right up there with Surviver , Orange County Choppers, Monster Garage and the likes.
     
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