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***Fertilized Egg business?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Bob Schultz, Oct 19, 2009.

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  1. Bob Schultz

    Bob Schultz Well-Known Member Supporting Vendor

    Jan 29, 1998
    Tuxedo NC
    Got this in the email this morning .... though you might enjoy it.


    John was in the fertilized egg business.

    He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,'
    and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

    He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

    This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

    Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
    which rooster was performing.

    Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
    by just listening to the bells.

    John's favorite rooster, Hussein, was a very fine specimen,
    but this morning he noticed Hussein's bell hadn't rung at all!

    When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.

    To John's amazement, Hussein had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

    He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

    John was so proud of Hussein, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

    The result was the judges not only awarded Hussein the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

    Clearly Hussein was a politician in the making.

    Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the
    most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at

    sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

    Vote carefully, the bells are not always audible.
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