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Favorite Car for a Televangelist

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by grammie, May 18, 2007.

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  1. grammie

    grammie TS Member

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    El Camino translates into "the road" or "the highway"!!! And when combined with the words "hit it" or "hit the" becomes a fair statement in regards to televised coin mongering.....

    The car should be an "Edsel",,,,,old,tired,out-of-date,ugly,before it ever reached the production stage,,but still was produced,,and when people opened their eyes became a "real loser"!!! Or perhaps a "Bugatti"-----out of reach,,,impossible to acheive for 99.99% of people wishing to be bestowed with the word "christian" as their banner.....

    AKA Grammie..........
     
  2. halfmile

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    This may sound like a fabrication, but it actually happened. I heard one of these pukes on the radio, and he said God didn't want his messenger to be riding in a Ford, so we were supposed to send money so God could have a Cadillac.

    Honest, I couldn't make that up.

    HM
     
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    HM--how much did you send him??
     
  4. Bvr Tail

    Bvr Tail Well-Known Member

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    I think a Pinto is too much car for these "turds". Sucking money from those who could least afford it.

    What ever happened to the "modest preacher" who didn't need the mansions, Rolls Royce, and the hookers? ( OK, maybe even some of the modest ones sometimes strayed!)

    Saw Tammy Faye on the tube last week. with all the makeup, I thought "Gee, that looks just like Bob Barker with long hair!"

    Now there's two that the mortician won't have much to work with. A few coats of body filler, make-up, lipstick, and ol' Bob will look like "new"

    Remember, have your mate spayed or neutered!! ( Sorry Hillary)

    Danny
     
  5. kehrby

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    All ya gotta do is mention anything about Chritianity and grammie starts spewing his hate. Have a nice day Grammie. God loves you anyway!

    Steve
     
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    Grammie, I think you are jealous because this fella got rich using a scam most of us have to much integrity to employ. Praise God and send your money to me!!!
     
  7. Dan S.

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    My "former" pastor has around 300 members and he drives a Bentley after trading off his Hummer. He says "Pastors" deserve to be among the highest paid people because of the lives "they" saved. If the Bible is true then Jesus saves, not the Pastors.!!!!!! Can I say FORMER again.
     
  8. oz

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    If Jesus drove a car it would probably be a (Christler). oz
     
  9. halfmile

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    That was bad.

    HM
     
  10. luvnbearhugs1

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    I think Ringling Bros might have a clown car left over.
     
  11. Gargoyle!

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    HEARSE. THIERS OF COURSE.
     
  12. TommyTEREX

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    If these bottom feeders realy believed, they`d be wearing sandals, and riding a donkey!

    Tom R.
     
  13. Loyac

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    The ones responsible for the existence of these preaching perverts are the morons who keep sending in their hard earned dollars. John
     
  14. TommyTEREX

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    Right on John.

    Tom R.
     
  15. halfmile

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    My mother was hooked on that garbage. In that family they lost a beautiful sister, and in their worst stages of grief a traveling preacher came through and infected the whole family.

    This happened in the 40's, Mom is gone, but the relatives are all hard core bible bangers to this day.

    I was dragged by the ear to services 3 times a week and naturally rebelled. I believe in God and a Savior, but not the stuff these charlatans peddle.

    HM
     
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    anybody remember that fool Ernest Angely???...I used to LMAO watching him smack these idiots in the forehead and yell .."I Jesus' name HEALLLLLLL!!!!
     
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    My Dad said he owned a 1929 Whippet and that it was the worst piece of automotive crap ever created...make the SOB's drive those!!!
     
  18. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    would Jesus shoot 7 & 1/2's or 8's?

    HM
     
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    jcl - Pamela White hot??? Your shooting must be going to hell as your eye sight is shot. Looks like a few miles of bad road to me. She may be a nice lady but hot she is not.
     
  20. CalvinMD

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    HEEAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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