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Faded Love

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by WS-1, Aug 6, 2013.

  1. WS-1

    WS-1 Banned User Banned

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    Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife in the kitchen.

    "What would you like for supper, my Love...chicken, beef, or fish?"

    "Thank you, Honey. I'll have the chicken."

    She replied, "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat."
     
  2. Hotrod67

    Hotrod67 Member

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    So I guess the honeymoon is over?
     
  3. shot410ga

    shot410ga Well-Known Member

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    I'd send her down the highway, and find another. They are not irreplaceable.
     
  4. mette56

    mette56 Well-Known Member

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    Mine cooks 2-3 awesome meals per day from scratch, keeps the house spotless, does all repairs on farm and car and truck, awesome lover and friend, champion trapshooter, good looking, loves animals but will help me gut a deer and drag it out of the woods, NEVER asks for ANYTHING.

    She's not for sale or trade even if you have a good boat/motor.

    uncle miltie (a real happy guy!)
     
  5. handlepuller

    handlepuller Well-Known Member

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    I think it was a joke .410, geez! lol
     
  6. Remdog1187

    Remdog1187 Well-Known Member

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