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Euros to ban Cow Farts.

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  1. Jim101

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    BARMY Euro MPs are demanding new laws to stop cows and sheep PARPING.

    Their call came after the UN said livestock emissions were a bigger threat to the planet than transport.

    The MEPs have asked the European Commission to “look again at the livestock question in direct connection with global warming”.

    The official EU declaration demands changes to animals’ diets, to capture gas emissions and recycle manure.


    They warned: “The livestock sector presents the greatest threat to the planet.” The proposal will be looked at by the 27 member states.

    The UN says livestock farming generates 18 per cent of greenhouse gases while transport accounts for 14 per cent.
     
  2. Brian in Oregon

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    What? You mean my gasoline engine and natural gas heating are less of a threat than livestock?<br>
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    It's a tough job, but I will make a sacrifice and volunteer to eat more beef until this problem gets resolved!
     
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    They'll probably try to outlaw cows, and want to turn people into vegetarians in a few years.
     
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    In a few years? The veggies are defacing BEEF - IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER billboards all over Portland right now, spray painting "Only psychos condone mass murder of animals" on them.<br>
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    I suspect meat will be banned in Europe before too long. The Euro-peons are highly susceptible to political correctness run amok.
     
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  6. jimbob

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    I feel like having a ribeye for lunch today. Thanks for a ggod idea!
     
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    when they do away with the cows the vegies will take over at the farting then do away with them??????????????????????????

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    Lets buy stock in Beano..
     
  9. The Rock

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    Just think how much methane the all those vegetarians produce. And they aren't any good to eat.

    LOL

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  10. Jerbear

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    Beer and Brocholi farts are the worst.

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    Are the Brits planning on installing piping in the cows ass, and pipe-lining it to a refinery???
     
  12. bill1949

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    All they need to do is attach a catalytic converter to the cow's ass, instant water vapor...Bill
     
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    Quick everybody buy stock in the company that makes Depends!!...you goota know they'll be right in there with cow and sheep diapers!!!
     
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  15. CalvinMD

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    JerBear..don't forget those raw onion and egg salad farts...absolute death!!
     
  16. Marco Polo

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    I'll help out global warming tonite. Our club meeting is tonite and we're cooking 275 12 oz. black angus butt steaks for the membership. Maybe we should be getting some of those greenie credits for helping out global warming.
     
  17. pancho villa

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    That shows how much they know about cows. Cows don't fart, horses fart. Cows burp methane gas. Ask a large animal vet, he will tell you.
     
  18. joshif

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    If those morons would keep their mouths shut they'd accomplish the same thing.Or maybe they should just follow the animals and when they rip one the eco's should inhale the fart so it won't spoil the atmosphere.
     
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