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Elderly Lady and wind

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Dr.Longshot, Apr 10, 2012.

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  1. Dr.Longshot

    Dr.Longshot Banned Banned

    Jan 29, 1998
    An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat so tight so it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, pardon me madam, I do not want to seem to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in the wind?

    Yes I know said the lady, I need both hands to hold this hat on my head so the wind won't blow it away.

    But madam you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed, said the gentleman. The woman looked down and then back up at the man and replied anything you see down there is 75 years old, and I just bought this hat this yesterday.

    Gary Bryant
  2. Shooting Jack

    Shooting Jack Active Member

    Jul 29, 2006
    Blackshear, Georgia
    That's a good one Gary. Jackie B.
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