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Eight thoughts to ponder....... Humor.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER

    Number 8: Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 7: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.



    Number 6: Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in
    his eyes, make him a sandwich.



    Number 5: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years



    Number 4: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.



    Number 3: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.



    Number 2: In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.



    And The Number 1 Thought: Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your azz tomorrow.



    - - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."



    (all words to live by)
     
  2. Dahaub

    Dahaub Active Member

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    There is one more ponderable to think about and it just might apply to some of the trapshooters.:)

    "If all things are equal, fat people use more soap." Dan
     
  3. Bruce Specht

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    Bulge, once again let me thank you for you insigtfull post! You Ol Goat!
     
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