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Dumb things people say...what's your experience?

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  1. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    This one is not my personal experience, but was sent to me in an email. What have you heard (or heard about)? :


    At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker: She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' The manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. Everyone just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

    This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
     
  2. bigbore613

    bigbore613 Active Member

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    Have a flat ? No, I rotate my tires every 5000 miles wherever I'm at!!! Jeff
     
  3. BDodd

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    Obama's remark about changing the most wonderful country in the world comes to mind but I can't quote it so this will have to do.....Bob Dodd
     
  4. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Anything that comes out of Rod Balgovejic's mouth.
     
  5. Hap MecTweaks

    Hap MecTweaks Well-Known Member

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    "It's different but it's the same." I've always had trouble understanding that one.

    "The girls all get cuter at closing time" Hap
     
  6. W.P.T.

    W.P.T. TS Member

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    You never know, you know ..? WPT ... (YAC) ...
     
  7. Model Number 12

    Model Number 12 TS Member

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    "I work for the government and I'm here to help you"
     
  8. grnberetcj

    grnberetcj Active Member

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    Drink ’till she’s cute, but stop before the wedding!!

    Curt
     
  9. waverider

    waverider Well-Known Member

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    Shotgun loads with higher pressure kick more.

    Jason
     
  10. Hauxfan

    Hauxfan Well-Known Member

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    She'd never do that! lol

    Yeah, right............Hauxfan!
     
  11. Setterman

    Setterman Well-Known Member

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    Hey....watch this!
     
  12. 9point3

    9point3 Well-Known Member

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    As said by a kid I knew up north.

    "Nobody knows this but I am a certified welder, ask anybody"
     
  13. oletymer

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    Hydra's comment on selling 60,000 dollar Cadillacs with a 30,000 dollar discount and the dealer still making money.
     
  14. AJ100

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    "This is no sh*t.

    Most stories that start out with this one could also start with "Once upon a time".

    Setterman, when you think about it,LOL, you probably picked the best one.

    Tom(AJ100)


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  15. RickN

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    I've a customer who always gets things turned around.

    "You know, like the old days...an eye tooth for an eye tooth."

    "Been alot of water under the dam since then."
     
  16. Frenchy

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    Demoratic speaker of the house: Nancy Pelosi " There are people here in this country,like for instance in the stock market,that work and make millions of dollars every year and they want to keep this money all for themselves,that
    is not right"!! BOY THIS IS GOING TO BE A FUN FOUR YEARS!!!!!!!
     
  17. BILL GRILL

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    Customer calls for a tow, so you ask "where is your vehicle ?" reply " it's
    in my driveway."
     
  18. ivanhoe

    ivanhoe Well-Known Member

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    How about this one

    "You sound a little hen house to me"

    I just love it.

    Bob Lawless
     
  19. stokinpls

    stokinpls Well-Known Member

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    This is a little old, but true, from my Dad's garage.

    "Can you adjust my hubcaps so that the emblems all match?"
     
  20. bucrub

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    Trust me, I know!
     
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