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Double homocide at Wal-Mart.....

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Brian in Oregon, Mar 7, 2009.

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  1. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Murder at Wal-Mart!!<br>
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    Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young
    husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance
    policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to
    have her killed.<br>
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    A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side
    underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie then explained to
    the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.<br>
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    The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't
    have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.<br>
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    Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened
    his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside. Artie
    sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down
    payment for the dirty deed.<br>
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    A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Super Wal-Mart
    store. There, he surprised her in the produce department & proceeded to
    strangle her with his gloved hands & as the poor unsuspecting woman drew
    her last breath & slumped to the floor.......<br>
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    The manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder
    scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no
    choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.<br>
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    However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the
    hidden security cameras & observed by the store's security guard, who
    immediately called the police. Artie was caught & arrested before he could
    even leave the store.<br>
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    Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole
    sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless
    husband who was also quickly arrested.<br>
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    The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared ...<br>
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    'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 AT WAL-MART!' <br>
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  2. cubancigar2000

    cubancigar2000 Well-Known Member

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    Liked that one
     
  3. Jamesquinn

    Jamesquinn TS Member

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    That was pretty funny that last dozen times it was posted.
     
  4. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Odd, I don't remember seeing it.
     
  5. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

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    Brian,,,,you have to believe in "make believe" in order to have seen it before....
     
  6. BILL GRILL

    BILL GRILL Well-Known Member

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    I liked it and never saw it before either. LOL
     
  7. ivanhoe

    ivanhoe Well-Known Member

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    Brian in Oregon Don't worry about it he is related to blizzard and you know what that means.

    Bob Lawless
     
  8. ec90t

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    I liked it as well Brian! Funny, I never saw it before either:>)

    ec90t
     
  9. Milkbone

    Milkbone TS Member

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    Bob said:

    "Brian in Oregon Don't worry about it he is related to blizzard and you know what that means."

    What does that mean, Bob?
     
  10. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

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    quinny is so full of crap his eyes are brown. Anything he says can be taken with a grain of salt. What a looser. BRGII
     
  11. Milkbone

    Milkbone TS Member

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    HUH ?????????????????????????
     
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