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Don't Eat Chicken Anymore Ever

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Lead Man, Sep 20, 2008.

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  1. Lead Man

    Lead Man TS Member

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    > Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....
    >
    > A little boy and a little girl attended the same school
    > and became
    > friends.
    > Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They
    > discovered
    > that they both
    > brought chicken sandwiches every da y! This went on all
    > through the
    > fourth and fifth
    > grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich
    > wasn't a chicken
    > sandwich.
    > He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken,
    > don't you like it
    > anymore?'
    > She said ' I love it but I have to stop eating
    > it.'
    >
    > 'Why?' he asked.
    > She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm
    > starting to grow little
    > feathers down there!'
    > 'Let me see' he said.
    > 'Okay' and she pulled up her skirt.
    > He l ooked and said, 'That's right. You are!
    > Better not eat any more
    > chicken.'
    > He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he
    > brought peanut
    > butter. He said
    > to the little girl, 'I have to stop eating chicken
    > sandwiches, I'm
    > starting to get feathers
    > down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he
    > pulled down his
    > pants for her!
    >
    >
    > She said 'Oh, my God, it's too late for you!
    >
    > You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!
     
  2. flylta

    flylta TS Member

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  3. laura!

    laura! Member

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    Now that's funny!
     
  4. XP100

    XP100 Well-Known Member

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    LOL, Chicken : the only animal we eat before its born and after it's dead.
     
  5. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Thats funny
     
  6. mette56

    mette56 Well-Known Member

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    Mengwe,

    May you R.I.P.

    brother milt
     
  7. ricks1

    ricks1 TS Member

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    me too mette56 glad he is back -- chicken --the other white meat besides Tron's cat
     
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