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Don't drink the water...JOD

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by bigdogtx, Oct 6, 2009.

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  1. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

    Aug 5, 2006

    Speaking German in Texas

    Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

    The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
    (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have s*** in it.')

    The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'

    The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.
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