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Donald bought a horse

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Ahab, Jan 8, 2017.

  1. Ahab

    Ahab Well-Known Member

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    A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”

    Donald replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.”

    The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”

    Donald said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.”

    The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”

    Donald said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”

    The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”

    Donald said, “Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”

    A month Later, the farmer met up with Donald and asked, “What happened with that dead horse?”

    Donald said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.”

    The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”

    Donald said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.”

    Donald is soon moving into the White House.
     
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  2. flashmax

    flashmax Well-Known Member

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    Nah. Your profit figure is off by the $250 original purchase price. Donald only made $2245 on the deal.
     
  3. dgh

    dgh Well-Known Member

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    So that is how its done............

    Good one Ahab


    DGH
     
  4. Leo

    Leo Well-Known Member

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    Our problem has been when a man with an anti American agenda has made all the decisions himself.

    I do not think that is what we will be having in the future. The men stepping forward for top level positions seem to be American patriots with wisdom and integrity. A successful businessman hires effective managers for each task and holds them accountable for the results. I really do not care if the CEO does not present an ear tickling gospel to appeal to the masses. I want to see results, no matter how caustic the man speaks.

    The best gunsmith I have used in machining barrels for my match rifles has zero personality, and he upsets a lot of people. His work however is excellent and the results on the target have been testified by dozens of medals from the National Championships in a box in my den. It is my hope that Trumps administration skills will show the same results.
     
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  5. buster45

    buster45 Active Member

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    We elected a man 8 years ago who had zero business experience had never even ran a lemon aid stand. What ever made us think he could run a country. On the other hand Donald Trump if you like him or not gets results , and Like Leo said I do believe he is a good american. If we are going down the tube I'd rather be lead by someone who loves his country.

    Buster
     
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  6. semperfi909

    semperfi909 Well-Known Member

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    Maybe someday he will love it enough to pay some taxes


    oh, wait



    "use other peoples' money"

    almost as good as

    "I love war" 'specially when people who actually fought them give you a medal for staying home

    I can hardly wait
     
  7. buster45

    buster45 Active Member

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    It is easy to say people don't pay taxes, maybe not... but how about the various charities that are benefitted by their contributions. Lots of us give to childrens foundation and to our brave men and women whose goverment does nothing to support them. I'd rather see money spent there than on another Presidential vacation for people that don't love our country.

    Buster
     
  8. 2500 HD

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    Department of ag can't even spell the word tax.
     
  9. slic lee

    slic lee Active Member

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    How do you know he gets results? He only owns a few golf courses and ????
     
  10. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    LOL I like it
     
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