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Doctors bragging....

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Bob Schultz, Jan 7, 2008.

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  1. Bob Schultz

    Bob Schultz Well-Known Member Supporting Vendor

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    Doctor's Convention


    A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks."


    A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks."



    A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks."



    An American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains and half a heart, and send her to Washington where she will become Pres ident, and then half the country will be out looking for work in one week."
     
  2. Gargoyle!

    Gargoyle! TS Member

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    Sorry to say at one point it had some truth.
     
  3. j2jake

    j2jake Well-Known Member

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    No we can't let up cause it ain't over till it's over! Jake
     
  4. grammie

    grammie TS Member

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    Do you guys really think that "who" is elected will make one bit of differance in what is going to take place in this country?????

    It does not matter who or what party takes the election in 08!!! It does not matter!!! Anymore than it would have made a differance in Iraq if Kerry would have been elected!!!!!

    AKA Grammie...........
     
  5. ArmySGM

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    Grammie, you are right. If any of them were any good at what they do,they wouldn't have to run for office. Both parties are there for a reason.To make us think they will change things for the better. If they were smart businessmen they wouldn't want to run for office. It's all the rejects who aren't smart enough to run a business that want the job.

    Gary
     
  6. Gilly

    Gilly TS Member

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    Bob,

    Good joke.

    Bob Gilchrist,

    West Virginia
     
  7. nipper

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    duhhhhh,mmmmmm,ahhhhhh--screw it 1000 points of light for daddy or is that 1000 in my pocket
     
  8. shot410ga

    shot410ga Well-Known Member

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    Bob Schultz: You best start thinking in terms of a "Obama" joke.
     
  9. incognito

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    So Grammie,

    What is your solution to fixing the problems we face if the eletion process doesn't make any difference?
     
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