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Dinner with the girls.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    DINNER WITH THE GIRLS THROUGH THE AGES //

    A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they had only $6 among them and Jimmy Johnson, the cute boy in Social Studies, lived on that street.

    Ten years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap, the restaurant offered free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of cute guys.

    Ten years later, the group of 35-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the cosmos were good, it was right near the gym and, if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.

    Ten years later, the group of 45-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big and the waiters had tight pants and nice buns.

    Ten years later, the group of 55-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good, the restaurant had windows that opened (in case of hot flashes), and fish is good for cholesterol.

    Ten years later, the group of 65-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the lighting was good and the restaurant had an early bird special.

    Ten years later, the group of 75-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicap-accessible.

    Ten years later, the group of 85-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.
     
  2. skeet_man

    skeet_man Well-Known Member

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    HAHA, thanks for the laugh
     
  3. dave-320c

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    I got about half way thru and forgot what I was reading...

    Dave

    (That's a funny one: thanks)
     
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    I got about half way thru and forgot what I was reading...

    Dave

    (That's a funny one: thanks)
     
  5. BIG JIM IN BAKERSFIELD

    BIG JIM IN BAKERSFIELD TS Member

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    As this T-shirt says....JIM
     
  6. Pull & Mark

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    Thanks for the laugh!!! You can always find something on this site to give you a smile when you need it the most. Thanks again. Break-em all Jeff
     
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