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Difference between guts and b$lls...

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by bgf, Mar 3, 2012.

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  1. bgf

    bgf Active Member

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    -Distinction between Guts and Balls

    To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

    GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

    BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, 'You're next, Chubby.'

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
     
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    One less thing keeping me up nights LOL
     
  3. bigdogtx

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    Could be "gutless" or "neutered".....;)
     
  4. chuckie68

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    Death will come quickly!! LOL

    Thanks for the laugh

    Chuck
     
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