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Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by CharlieAMA, Nov 12, 2012.

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  1. CharlieAMA

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    Depressed--Humor

    Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

    Nearly 75 years ago(when welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shvels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

    Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land.

    I was so depressed last night thinking about our new healthcare, the economy, the wars, job loss, savings, Social Security, retirement, etc.... I called the 'Suicide Hotline'.

    I had to press 1 for English.

    I was connected to a call center in Pakistan...I told them I was suicidal.

    They got so excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

    Folks, we are screwed.
     
  2. Kim Little

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    CharlieAMA,
    I'm not trying to make you jump in front of a bus...My daughter is taking a human geography course in highschool. The stats indicate that based on the current, global, birth rate the predominant religion worldwide is going to be Islam by 2050!!
     
  3. stokinpls

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    Wait 'til the atheists hear about that. ;-)

    Bob Falfa
     
  4. Rick Barker

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    Just hope they don't lose their heads over it.
     
  5. CharlieAMA

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    Kim- Thanks for the reply. I'm 59, born Episcopalian, and will die one. Iknow we area dying breed, dying religion, and dying nation, but I thought a little humor would be appropriate. Have enjoyed your Dad's videos. Charlie Henderson
     
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    Rick, I can't stop laughing at your post.
    Charlie, thanks :) Kim
     
  7. cubancigar2000

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    So so true and so funny. Good post
     
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