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Depressed?????? humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Jun 28, 2012.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Well-Known Member

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    Depressed?????????







    Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."



    Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."



    Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called a suicide hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck... Folks, we're screwed...
  2. Bob Hawkes

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    Mike, You did it again! Laughing my fanny off at you, but you're right, it's not funny.
  3. erock_germany

    erock_germany Member

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    So true. Just spit my beer on the screen. Thanks for the excellent humor.
  4. SilverShooter

    SilverShooter TS Member

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    TTT...really funny!
  5. HC_John

    HC_John TS Member

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    That is hilarious, the bad part is its most likely true.

    John MI
  6. Zuzax

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    Funny, but sad and so true!

    Cheers,

    George
  7. ctreay

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    When you really feel bad and depressed here is a cure.

    1. Go to your computer and create a file called Barak Obamba.
    2. Delete it.
    3. Dosen't that make you feel better now?

    ctreay
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