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Democrat and Republican Holiday Greetings...

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by Bob Schultz, Dec 23, 2009.

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  1. Bob Schultz

    Bob Schultz Well-Known Member Supporting Vendor

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    To My Democratic Friends:

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish. By accepting these greetings you are accepting the following terms. These greetings are subject to clarification and withdrawal at any time and imply no promise by the wisher to the wishee to implement any of the wishes herein. These greetings are freely transferable on the express condition that there be no alteration of the original greetings. These greeting are void where prohibited by law and are revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. These greetings have no guarantee or warranty of any kind. These greetings are valid for a period not to exceed one year or until the issuance of subsequent greetings or until clarification or withdrawal of these greetings pursuant to the terms of these greetings, whichever comes first. The sole remedy for any dissatisfaction of the wishee is, after service of written notice on the wisher by the wishee, clarification or withdrawal of these greetings or issuance of new greetings, at the sole discretion of the wisher.”



    To My Republican Friends:
    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
     
  2. highflyer

    highflyer TS Member

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    One 17 lines, the other 1 line. The top greeting represents the clowns that just finished our new health care plan. They said now that the government is more involved it will be better, simpler, and cheaper. Does anyone really think the government can do that. Is that really what happens when the government gets more involved in something.
     
  3. Bvr Tail

    Bvr Tail Well-Known Member

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    One of Obama's tax-cheat appointments predicted more jobs come springtime!!!!!!!!

    Sure, with all the jobs they will create within the Federal Government to handle this health care mess, they can boast that unemployment has been lowered. Smoke and Mirrors are all this bunch in Washington can give us now!

    Merry Christmas, anyhow!

    Danny
     
  4. harpo_old

    harpo_old Guest

    hey, bvr tail MERRY CHRISTMAS
     
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