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Deer Meat

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  1. ec90t

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    DEER MEAT

    A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

    Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

    The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.

    Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.

    The little girl screams to her brother

    'Don't eat it! It's an a**hole!!!'



    ec90t
     
  2. timb99

    timb99 Well-Known Member

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    Good one.
     
  3. Frank C

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    OLDDDDDDDDDD one, still funny
     
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    Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the barkeeper, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson drafts please'.

    The barkeeper tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. 'Been on holiday yet, lads?'

    'Off to England next month,' says John. 'We go to England every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?' Jim agrees.

    'Ah, England !' says the barkeeper. 'Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture...'

    'Nah, we don't like those Brits,' says John. ' Hamburgers & Molsons that's us, eh Jim? We can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude.'

    'So why keep going to England ?' asks the barkeeper.

    'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'
     
  5. ec90t

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    Boy Frank C, you're asking a lot out of a bunch of trap shooters! He he he.

    ec90t
     
  6. Bruce Specht

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    ec90t, thanks for the laugh
     
  7. BLACKDOG

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    You have Bush, Mc Cain and Obama in a boat and it sinks, WHO would be saved. THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
     
  8. timb99

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    Marinade mixture of olive oil, Worcestershire sauce, and Montreal Steak Seasoning is a good one too.

    Put it in a ziplok bag and marniate the steaks overnight.

    Grill about 5 minutes on one side, and 3-4 minutes on the other side (depending on thickness of the cut, of course.)
     
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    levi391,

    Only if the Clintons are aboard!!

    Jack
     
  10. laura!

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    Cut up deer tenderloin into 2" chunks. Marinate in apple cider for 3 hours or overnight. Pat dry. Pour bbq sauce over chunks and marinate for 3+ hours. Wrap in bacon, skewer and grill. Yum....wish I still had some tenderloin left.
     
  11. Dave P

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    I used to buy Andrias thru the Charbroil catalog but I haven't seen it in years. Would one of you please tell me where I can order some. I tried Andrias direct and I would have had to buy a whole case. Thanks, Dave P
     
  12. Allen-MX8

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    Colonel Klink: What are the directions from Sparta to O'Fallon, Illinois? I would sure like to try the steaks at Andrea's.

    Thanks.
     
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    Cute joke!
     
  14. Golden Beebe

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    mp3006....

    I just sent you a PM. You can disregurad....LOL

    Matt
     
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