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Dear Great Britain.... We're sorry....

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by Brian in Oregon, May 25, 2011.

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  1. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Dear Great Britain.... We

    Dear Great Britain, WE'RE SORRY...

    We're sorry we sent that idiot community organizer over there.

    He's been a complete asstard to our closest allies (you among Israel) and has shown the same level of irresponsible foreign policy as his irresponsible domestic policy.

    You see, we were duped. We fell for the "Hope and Change" crap he threw at us without knowing what it really meant. This is perhaps the major media's fault since they were supposed to investigate and report that but I guess that tingle in their leg had them distracted because it couldn't have been a broader conspiracy could it? We were mesmerized by his mannerism and articulate persona and were purposely kept in the dark that he had no experience by that Pravda/KGB-like propaganda machine of leftist elitists and anti-American activists.

    We're trying to expose all his lies but he just created his Ministry of Information on top of his compliant mainstream media so that will make things extremely difficult.

    In the meantime, we apologize for his following actions:

    1. Siding with Argentina over the Falklands

    2. Calling France America’s strongest ally

    3. Downgrading the Special Anglo-American Relationship

    4. Supporting a federal Europe and undercutting British sovereignty
    5. Betraying Britain to appease Moscow over the New START Treaty

    7. Throwing your inspirational gift of Churchill's statue out of the Oval Office

    8. The insulting gift of DVDs for the Prime Minister and the insulting iPod gift to her Majesty

    9. Insulting words from the State Department (when Obama's crony said; "There’s nothing special about Britain. You’re just the same as the other 190 countries in the world. You shouldn’t expect special treatment.")

    10. Undermining British influence in NATO

    11. Claiming he's Irish

    12. Writing the wrong year in the ledger (the idiot also thinks we have 57 states)

    13. Speaking during your national anthem (he feels all his speeches should have music behind them, he's a megalomaniac)

    14. Just being an snobbish asshole (think it goes back to his father but probably just his megalomania)

    We, your brothers and sisters in America apologize for the actions of this moron and we hope that the majority of us see him for what he is and NOT be duped into putting him back in office come November 2012.

    We're sorry.
     
  2. Procrastinator

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    I'm sorry (insert victim here). Some man that doesn't agree with my (insert belief) ideologies exists. He has made (insert number) mistakes I've learned about from (insert unreliable source) in the last year and therefore should be (insert punishment).

    There, now we have a guideline to follow for future bashings.
     
  3. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Uh huh. So how's they Hype and Change working out for you?
     
  4. wireguy

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    Those of us who still have enough decency and civility to know what proper behavior is are terribly embarrassed.
     
  5. TOOLMAKER 251

    TOOLMAKER 251 Active Member

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    Did anybody notice the expression on the queens face as he was putting the drink down?
     
  6. Bucko43

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    Does anybody know what the QUEEN does with her old clothes?


    She wears them!
     
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