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Dating ads for seniors

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by halfmile, Dec 22, 2012.

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  1. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    Dating Ads for Seniors



    You can say what you want about Florida , but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north.
    Ads seen in 'The Villages' Florida newspaper. (Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)....



    FOXY LADY :

    Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,

    80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'),

    searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.

    Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

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    LONG-TERM COMMITMENT :

    Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,

    looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness,

    fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.



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    SERENITY NOW :

    I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and

    meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together,

    take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

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    WINNING SMILE :

    Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser

    to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

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    BEATLES OR STONES ?

    I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on

    Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.

    If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,

    let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

    ----------------------------------------------------

    MEMORIES :

    I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.

    If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads

    together.



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    My favorite …



    MINT CONDITION :



    Male, 1932 model , high mileage, good condition, some hair,

    many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.

    Not in running condition, but walks well.
     
  2. shot410ga

    shot410ga Well-Known Member

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    At that age one needs to have a sense of humor. A friends mother moved to the Villages when she turned 70 years old. Told us she felt like a teenager living there.
     
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