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Damn, Is this country great or what

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by porky, Jul 13, 2012.

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  1. porky

    porky TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Disclaimer-- This is a joke and I hope that you see it as that.

    This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare.

    At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."

    So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.

    So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

    My dogs get their first checks Friday.

    Damn, is this a great country or what!
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