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Dad at the mall

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by George Steffes, Mar 15, 2009.

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  1. George Steffes

    George Steffes TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy
    some new shoes (he is 92). We
    decided to grab a bite at the food court.
    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next
    to him... The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green,
    red, orange, and blue. My dad kept
    staring at him. The teenager would look and find him
    staring every time.
    When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically
    asked, 'What's the matter
    old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that
    I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and
    in classic style he did not bat
    an eye in his response.
    "Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was
    just wondering if you were
    my son."
  2. crusha

    crusha TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    ba dump bump
  3. Model Number 12

    Model Number 12 TS Member

    Dec 21, 2008
    Hooray for Dad!!!
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