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Crusty old men?

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  1. g7777777

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    A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern
    and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

    CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

    CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

    HAND JOB: $1,000.00

    Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
    beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to
    a meager looking group of farmers. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing
    smile, "can I help you?"

    "I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who
    gives the hand-jobs?"

    "Yes," she purrs, "I am."

    The old biker replies, "Well wash your damn hands, I want a cheeseburger."


    regards from Iowa

    Gene
     
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Gene, Don't know where you hear these but keepem posted, I type more but I suddenly have the urge for a cheeseburger!!!
     
  3. Hipshot 3

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    Utterly replusive!......I liked it!
     
  4. shot410ga

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    GN7777777: I think I was the Crusty Old Biker. A good one. Time for a Whopper.
     
  5. lumper

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    I saw on TV that Burger King had discontinued the Whopper ... oh well.
     
  6. bobdog

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    Funny joke. I hate to sound like the Church Lady, but remember that there are kids that visit here.
     
  7. jakearoo

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    That made me laugh. It also reminded me of a story recently posted on another shotgun BB. I am taking the liberty to cut and paste it here:

    "... which reminds me of the hooker in the casino attached to the motel where we stayed during our duck hunt.

    As I recall, she told my friend that she'd do "anything" for fifty bucks. I distinctly heard him incredulously say, "Anything?", as he escorted her out of the bar. I figured I'd better stay away from our room for a while, but he appeared a short 5 minutes later. According to my buddy, she said, "Anything," so he had her plucking our ducks."
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    Regards, Jake
     
  8. g7777777

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    LOL@plucking ducks

    make that plucking snow geese and eating them

    Gene
     
  9. Hipshot 3

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    Are these the same old crusty men who wrote the blibical fantasies and got some Hebrew publisher to put them all together in a nice hard bound volume? Gee!
     
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