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Cowboys Like Us, Sure Do Have Fun!

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by JBrooks, Aug 1, 2008.

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  1. JBrooks

    JBrooks TS Member

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    An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

    She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

    He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, So I guess I am a cowboy.'

    She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.'

    The two sat sipping in silence.

    A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

    He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'
     
  2. ec90t

    ec90t Guest

    'Brooks,

    That one may be older than you are!

    ec90t
     
  3. JBrooks

    JBrooks TS Member

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    I hope so ec, fewer things are all the time.
     
  4. ec90t

    ec90t Guest

    Now that's funny!

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