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Cowboy Up

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Dr.Longshot, Jan 30, 2013.

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  1. Dr.Longshot

    Dr.Longshot Banned Banned

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    Older weatherbeaten cowboy goes to the Pharmacy, I want 3 Condoms
    Pharmacist asks: do you want a bag
    Cowboy says: Nah SHE'S PRETTY GOOD LOOKING

    Gary Bryant
    Dr.longshot
     
  2. LUGNUTZ426

    LUGNUTZ426 TS Member

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    next line... How much are they? 3 bucks plus tax. Keep the tax, I'll hold em on with my hand
     
  3. Bvr Tail

    Bvr Tail Well-Known Member

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    A misguided soul with a STD, walked into a local pharmacy one day, that was owned by two old maid sisters.

    He stood around, rather nervous, until one sister asked if she could help him.

    He said "I really don't know how to explain my problem, but can I just show you?"

    She agreed, so he stepped behind the counter, and dropped his trousers.

    She was astonished at the sight of his manhood because it was all swollen, bright red, and was leaned heavily to the right, and appeared about to explode.

    He said "What can you give me for this?"

    She said she would have to consult her sister, and walked away.

    Well they both returned in a minute, and one said, "After our discussion, we decided the best we could do is $30,000, and this drug store!!!!"
     
  4. Gold Medal

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    A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and says to the barber "Bob Peters here?"

    Barber says "Naw, we just cut hair."
     
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