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Congress. Humor

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Dec 20, 2011.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington , DC . Nothing was moving.




    Suddenly, a man knocks on the car's window.




    The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”




    The man replies, “Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they’re asking for
    a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in
    Gasoline and set all of them on fire! We are going from car to car, collecting donations.”



    “Wow, how much is everyone giving, on average?” the driver asks.



    The man replies, “about a gallon.”


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  2. timberfaller

    timberfaller Well-Known Member

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    Good one!

    But at $3.50 a gallon, the gas is worth more then the whole of Congress or Senate!
     
  3. Ross

    Ross Well-Known Member

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    Takes a lot of gas to keep all that BULL SH-- burning long enough to get rid of it, gas just came down to $2.96 locally today so I guess I could afford a gal. & 1\2.. Ross Puls
     
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