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Confused No More

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by Recoil Sissy, Nov 22, 2011.

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  1. Recoil Sissy

    Recoil Sissy Well-Known Member

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    One of the big problems uninformed people face in understanding politics is the confusing terms and phrases. Remember the following translations and much of the confusion is eliminated.


    TRANSLATIONS OF COMMON EUPHEMISMS




    **LIBERALS**...... **CONSERVATIVES**

    Arsenal of Weapons...... Gun Collection



    Delicate Wetlands...... Fetid Swamp

    Undocumented Worker...... Illegal Alien

    Cruelty-Free Materials...... Synthetic Fiber

    Assault & Battery...... Attitude Adjustment

    Heavily Armed...... Well protected

    Narrow-minded...... Anyone with a moral compass

    Taxes (a.k.a. Your Fair Share)...... Coerced Theft

    Commonsense Gun Control...... Gun Confiscation Plot

    Dangerous & Illegal Explosives...... Fireworks

    Non-viable Tissue Mass...... An Unborn Baby

    Equal Access to Opportunity...... Socialism

    Multicultural Community...... High Crime Area

    Fairness or Social Progress...... Marxism

    Upper Class (a.k.a. The Rich)...... The gainfully employed

    Progressive Change...... Big Government Scheme

    Homeless and Disadvantaged...... Bums and Welfare Leeches

    Sniper Rifle...... Scoped Deer Rifle



    Investment For the Future...... Higher Taxes

    Healthcare Reform...... Socialized Medicine

    Judgmental extremist...... Conservative

    Truants...... Homeschoolers

    Victims and the Oppressed...... Criminals and Layabouts

    High Capacity Magazine...... Standard Capacity Magazine

    Religious Zealot...... Church attender

    Reintroduced Wolves...... Livestock killers

    Fair Trade Coffee...... Overpriced Yuppie Coffee



    Exploiters...... Employed property owners



    The Gun Lobby...... NRA Members

    Assault Weapon...... Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)

    Fiscal Stimulus...... New and Higher Taxes

    Same Sex Marriage...... Legalized (well... you know)

    Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting...... Mercury filled Chinese light bulbs

    Accepted Facts...... Horse Crap
     
  2. rpeerless

    rpeerless Well-Known Member

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    Thanks, I thought I was confused...
     
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