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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Here are 10 signs that your employer has switched to a cheaper insurance
    plan.

    (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.


    (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you
    enter the trailer park."


    (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.


    (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.


    (6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a
    day..."


    (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill
    last month.


    (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is
    not a typographical error.


    (3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."


    (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.


    AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:


    (1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
     
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