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COHABITATION IS ILLEGAL

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by slic lee, Sep 5, 2011.

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  1. slic lee

    slic lee Active Member

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    While all the election stuffs going on congress has been very busy making new laws for the citizens of the USA to be locked up.
    One such new law its against the law for 2 men,even consensually to have sex, if their not married, its also against the law for 2 women to have sex consensually, if their not married, lastly its against the law for a man and a women to have sex consensually if they are not married. One of thousands.
     
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    Please cite your source.
     
  3. trapshootin hippie

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    ----and after you are mmarried, there is no such thing as consensual sex, "Not tonite honey, I have a splittin' headache."

    GneJ
     
  4. mixer

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    It's not cohabitation. It's called FWB, friends with benefits.

    Eric
     
  5. CharlesK80

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    slic lee, I thought those laws were the positions of the tea party.
     
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    Rainbow Coalition tenets...

    Curt
     
  7. oz

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    there are lots of laws that are not enforced. BUT they just keep ;assing MORE laws that they won't enforce. can you say job security. oz
     
  8. halfmile

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    Back in the 50's a local guy went to jail for living in an apartment with a female.

    The charge was Illegal Cohabitation.

    HM
     
  9. Brian in Oregon

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    Slic Lee, where'd you hear this from? Mrs Keet 410 by any chance?
     
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    There are not enough jail cells to hold us all- not now- not then
     
  11. pdq

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    I think those laws exist, but in Kirstackistan, which is in the Middle East next to Titurkistan. Punishment is death by stoning.

    Pete
     
  12. trapshootin hippie

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    EVERYBODY MUST GET STONEDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
     
  13. Recoil Sissy

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    Someone once quipped, "promiscuity is it's own reward". Some else pointed out the STDs are the "gift that keep on giving".

    PS to Pete:

    Kirstackistan and Titurkistan? LOL! You made that up...
     
  14. slic lee

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    CharlesK any position,ahhummmp, is OK but the act is not.
    I first read it on a site called American Thinker then heard it on CNN as they laughed.
     
  15. SeldomShoots

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    Maybe the government wants to tax the act. . . a sex tax????

    Speaking of a hump. I always struggled about knowing when to use hump as a noun or a verb in grammar school. Fortunately, my english teacher had an excellent ability for practical learning. She simply said, "hump is a noun when referring to the thing on a camel's back, unless the thing is another camel."

    John E.
     
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    Don't the .gov put two men or two women in a prison cell together? Don't tell me they are hypocritical..noooo not that too.
     
  17. CharlesK80

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    Legal in Kissurtitstan ? BTW, what does Bachmann think about it? Does that same medication used in Texas cause it?
     
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    Back in the day many babies were given up for adoption, after the mother went to Aunt Lucy's for a while.

    My pal Vinnie searched for his son from 50 years ago, and found him.

    HM
     
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    When the "not tonite I have a headache" excuse comes up I like to remind her that she's a woman of superior intellegence and capabilities and thus she should be able to easily multitask a little sex and a headache simultaniously.



    Unfortunately the answer is usually still no.
     
  20. Chango2

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    I heard that it is NOT illegal to tear tags off of pillows. It is just unlawful to sell them that way. And most importantly, and this is the most important "obscure" law to me, is that it is a felony to steal avocados from somebody's tree. At least here in California.

    Oh those sex laws? The damn kids in my 'hood keep parking, at night, on the street, under said avocado tree's branch. But I assume they are cohabitating for a bit or maybe stealing avocados as they can...depending.

    Lawyers: If I ask them to leave, would that be disturbing the peace or piece?

    Thanks
     
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