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Clinton rushed to hospital

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by grnberetcj, Feb 11, 2010.

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  1. grnberetcj

    grnberetcj Active Member

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    Maybe he'll join Teddy....

    Curt
     
  2. Jerbear

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    Teddy, Murtha, .... Clinton??? Maybe GOD is taking out the trash.


    Jerbear
     
  3. WS-1

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    Get Murtha's surgeon over there quick!!!!!
     
  4. stokinpls

    stokinpls Well-Known Member

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    Was he shoveling snow?
     
  5. K-GUNS

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    shoveling shit maybe
     
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    Did he take OBooBoo with him?
     
  8. grunt

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    Maybe Monica will stop in to visit him..
     
  9. Savage99Stan

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    I think he was dreaming again of waking up with two or three blondes, all young and beautiful and when he looked over he saw the sec'y of state. That would stop my heart.

    Which reminds me of a Teddy Kennedy joke.

    Teddy was walking (staggering) along the beach at Hyannis Port when he saw a bottle in the sand. Thinking there might be a belt left in it, he picked it up and dusted it off. A genie came out and told him he would get one wish. "One, why not three". "Well, you tax and spend dumbocrats have cost me too much..one wish, take it or leave it." Teddy thought and then said, "O.K. Let me wake up in the morning with three blondes in my bed." "So be it" said the Genie.

    The next morning he woke up, head banging and feeling not too well in other parts of his body. Looking left and right he saw three blonde heads. Looking closer he recognized Tonya Harding, Lorena Bobbitt and Hillary Clinton. Ripping off the sheet he saw that his "unit" was missing, his knee was broken and........
    he had no healt care.
     
  10. pyrdek

    pyrdek Well-Known Member

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    I think Teddy is still pickled.
     
  11. Recoil Sissy

    Recoil Sissy Well-Known Member

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    According to early news, Clinton was released from the hospital this morning. Rumor has it he wasn't satisfied with the hospital's head nurse.
     
  12. leadhead358

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    Out and off to mcd's for a cheeseburger and a smoke.
     
  13. Auctioneer

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    Did you notice how Hillary rushed to his side?
     
  14. grnberetcj

    grnberetcj Active Member

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    Nothing more heart rendering than a devoted, loving spouse!!!

    Ok, gotta go puke now!!

    Curt
     
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