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CLASSES FOR WOMEN

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  1. Ahab

    Ahab Well-Known Member

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    Classes for Women

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    THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
    By Friday, DECEMBER 30,2010


    NOTE: DUE TO THEIR COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


    Class 1
    Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat, Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs, beginning at 7:00 PM.


    Class 2
    Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00PM for 2 hours.


    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping? -- Group Debate.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 AM for 2 hours.


    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase -- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.


    Class 5
    Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM


    Class 6
    How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program--Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM


    Class 7
    Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
    Open Forum.
    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours..


    Class 8
    Health Watch -- They Make Medicine for PMS -
    USE IT!
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


    Class 9
    I Was Wrong and He Was Right--Real Life Testimonials!
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined..


    Class 10
    How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


    Class 11
    Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined


    Class 12
    How to Shop by Yourself.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


    Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.


    Send this to all your guy friends
     
  2. Lou Tenant

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