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Church Bells (O/T Humor)

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by GoldEx, Jul 10, 2008.

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  1. GoldEx

    GoldEx Active Member

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    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
    straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year old grandmother and
    comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
    replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday
    morning.'

    Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that if 2 people who were
    nearly 100 years old were having sex, surely they would be asking for
    trouble.

    'Oh, no my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced
    age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would
    start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
    Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out on the Dong.'

    She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive today if
    the ice cream truck hadn't come along.
     
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Now that is cute
     
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