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Christmas Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by 635 G, Dec 18, 2011.

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  1. 635 G

    635 G Well-Known Member

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    Heard this one yesterday @ a Submarine Vets meeting.

    A teachers class is getting released for Christmas Holiday break.

    She asks Anthony Lombardo "What do you do on Christmas? He says we go to church, celebrate our Lord & Savior's birth. And get lots of toys.

    Finally she gets to Sammy Cohen, reluctantly she asks him what do you & your family do during Christmas break.

    He says, we all get into the Rolls Royce--drive to our big toy factory & admire all the empty shelves. Then we get on a plane & fly to Bermuda---during the entire flight we sing, "What A friend We Have In Jesus"


    Merry Christmas & a heart felt happy New Year to Every one in our Shooting Community. Stay healthy & safe--We've had too many losses in 2011.

    Phil Berkowitz
     
  2. mette56

    mette56 Well-Known Member

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    3 friends die in a car crash Christmas eve and upon reaching the pearly gates, they are told they must present something representing the Christmas season before entering Heaven. Joe reaches in his pocket and pulls out a crusifix and is allowed in. Tom presents a brancch of Mistletoe and thus is allowed in. Johnny pulls out a pair of stockings. St Peter, confused, asked Johnny what significance the stockings had to Christmas...Johnny answered: "They're Carols".

    Ho Ho Ho!

    milt
     
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