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Childbirth at 65

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    Childbirth at 65 Enjoy !!!

    With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

    "May I see the new baby?" I asked.

    "Not yet," she said.... "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while, first."

    Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"

    "No, not yet," she said.

    After another few minutes had elapsed,

    I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"

    "No, not yet," replied my friend.

    Growing very impatient, I asked,
    "Well, when can I see the baby?"

    "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told me.

    "WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded.
    "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"

    "BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"
     
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