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CHANGE humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Aug 19, 2009.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    A SUBMARINE TALE THAT APPLIES TODAY TOO!...

    Years ago, there was an old tale in the Submarine Force about a
    lieutenant Who inspected his Saliors and told the 'COB' that they
    smelled bad. The Lieutenant suggested that they change their
    underwear. The COB responded, 'Aye,aye, sir, I'll see to it immediately'.

    He went into the berthing area and said, 'The lieutenant thinks you
    guys smell Bad, and wants you to change your underwear. Smith, you
    change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowskie, Brown, you
    change with Schultz. Get to it'.


    The moral: You might have change, but don't count on things smelling any better.


    Remind you of other change that stinks?
     
  2. Bernie K

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    Change, sometimes it's hard to get fokes to change. Reminds me of the admerial of a great war ship that just loved to through around his weight.
    Seems he was out to sea when he spotted a light off to his right. He got on the horn and ordered the other ship to yield, the answer came back that he could not yield and the admerial better change coarse at once to his left. The admerial replyed he was not about to yield and ordered the other ship to yield to him. The reply came back "sir with all due respect the light you see is my light and I suggest you change coarse to your left." The admerial asked if he knew how he was and wanted to know who he was speaking with. The reply came back. "Sir I am the lighthouse keeper and that is my light."
     
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