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Caught in the act

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Catpower, Feb 20, 2013.

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  1. Catpower

    Catpower Molon Labe TS Supporters

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    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to
    the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to
    buy some cyanide."

    The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"



    The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I
    can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law!
    I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of
    bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CAN NOT have any cyanide!"

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
    husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

    The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you
    had a prescription."
     
  2. bcnu

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    I thought it was going to be Moochele Obama...
     
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