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Casuse of divorce???????

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  1. trapshootin hippie

    trapshootin hippie Well-Known Member

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    Cause of divorce???????

    Does anyone have an opinion on the main cause of divorce in this country? Have seen and heard of lots of divorces happening lately and got to thinking about it. Seems to me the logical cause of divorce is MARRIAGE!!


    Gne J
     
  2. Chango2

    Chango2 Active Member

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    $$$$ is number one. Second is lawyers.
     
  3. Dennisw

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    I wonder why...

    A Driver's license expires...
    Your Vehicle License expires...
    A Hunting license expires...
    A Buisness license expires yearly...

    Why is it that your MARRIAGE license NEVER expires ????
     
  4. Ahab

    Ahab Well-Known Member

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    The smart way to get married is to go to Las Vegas, book a room and have the Bell Captain marry you!

    PS...the marriage is only good for the weekend!
     
  5. Old Texas Marine

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    Dennisw,

    A Texas Marriage License is only good for 30 days.....unless you use it. Then it is permanent.

    HBT
     
  6. Chango2

    Chango2 Active Member

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    Ahab, you continue to "put me on the trailer" IQ wise...you thought how to avoid the problem in the first place!!! "This Bud's for YOU!!"
     
  7. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    DennisSW, your marriage license expires when you expire!!! Bulge
     
  8. AJ100

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    Cause for divorce?

    You voted for John McCain and your wife voted for obama?

    Tom(AJ100)

    Relax, just kidding.
     
  9. Jim101

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    No fault divorce and community property has turned a lot of women into house and car collectors.







    Jim
     
  10. wayneo

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    Spelling???????????? Wayne
     
  11. Old Cowboy

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    #1--lack of respect

    #2--lack of sex
     
  12. widomaker

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    I think part of mine was I used to go to Giant games on Sundays and not show up again until Wednesday. I also forgot to take the receipt out of my pockets for the Peter Pan motel on 17 a few times. Just a rough guess though. She complained a lot about that kind of stuff.
     
  13. whiz-bang

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    Not married but girl friend comes over and says take me out someplace expensive so I take her to a gas station and thats how the fight started.
     
  14. 391 shooter

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    D - All the above
     
  15. Jawhawker

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    Lack of commitment

    Lack of effort

    Lack of desire

    Rather than try its easier to move on and replace!
     
  16. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    A woman might divorce a man if:


    1. His capacity for planning for the future is to buy TWO cases of beer.


    2. Halloween with the kids is the only time she gets a little something in the sack.


    3. The savings bonds that she got for a wedding gift mature before he does.


    4. The satisfaction from a chinese meal lasts longer.


    5. She realizes that the trash is his inbox.


    6. He starts forgetting when to hold his tongue and how to use it.


    7. The only way she can get him to do sit ups is to put the remote control at the foot of the bed.


    8. When she finds out his method of being more affectionate is to have 2 women.


    9. His definition of making love is to yell "Screw You."


    10. He buys earmuffs in order to avoid the draft.
     
  17. ShawnaTX

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    Add one more to the list. HUSSEIN (aka Barry, aka Barack as President) will cause so many Americans to lose their jobs....thus a higher divorce rate.
     
  18. KENENT1

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    I use to have the best wife in the world.......


    the first problem was she wouldn't drink out of the hose any more......


    then she always had to use the "inside bathroom" all the time......


    what could be next????.........


    tony
     
  19. birdbuster

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    In the words of Richard Pryor "Women have it made. They have half the money and all the....' well, you know the phrase.
     
  20. mrrem3200

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    Two major reasons for divorces are:

    1.) Putting up Christmas lights.

    2.) Setting up camp (positioning the camper).

    Only kidding, I still love her.
     
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