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Californian To Texas Translation.....

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  1. Hauxfan

    Hauxfan Well-Known Member

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    Californian to Texan Translation Guide



    Due to the large number of jobs moving from California to Texas, the Lone Star State has compiled a "Californian to Texan" Translation Guide, as follows:

    CALIFORNIAN WORDS: TEXAN WORDS:

    Arsenal of Weapons Gun Collection


    Delicate Wetlands----Swamp

    Undocumented Worker----Illegal Alien

    Cruelty-Free Materials----Synthetic Fiber

    Assault and Battery----Attitude Adjustment

    Heavily Armed----Well-protected

    Narrow-minded----Righteous

    Taxes or Your Fair Share----Coerced Theft

    Commonsense Gun Control----Gun Confiscation Plot

    Illegal Hazardous Explosives----Fireworks for Stump Removal

    Non-viable Tissue Mass----Unborn Baby

    Equal Access to Opportunity----Socialism

    Multicultural Community----High Crime Area

    Fairness or Social Progress----Marxism

    Upper Class or "The Rich "----Self-Employed

    Progressive, Change----Big Government Scheme

    Homeless or Disadvantaged Bums----Welfare Leeches

    Sniper Rifle----Scoped Deer Rifle

    Investment For the Future----Higher Taxes

    Healthcare Reform----Socialized Medicine

    Extremist, Judgmental----Hater Conservative

    Truants----Homeschoolers

    Victim or Oppressed Criminal----Lazy Good-For-Nothing

    High Capacity Magazine----Standard Capacity Magazine

    Religious Zealot----Church-going

    Reintroduced Wolves----Sheep and Deer Killers

    Fair Trade Coffee----Overpriced Yuppie Coffee

    Exploiters or "The Rich " Employed or Land Owner

    The Gun Lobby----NRA Members

    Assault Weapon----Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)

    Fiscal Stimulus----New Taxes and Higher Taxes

    Same Sex Marriage----Legalized Perversion

    Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting----Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs


    Yup, I am multi-lingual.

    All tongue in cheek!


    Hauxfan!
     
  2. CharlieAMA

    CharlieAMA TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    Actually, undocumented worker is a wetback. LOL.
     
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    Actually, it was just "common sense" not to long ago!
     
  4. BigBadBob

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    Wet back was a term for illegals that swam the Rio Grande river to America.

    Scratchback is a new term for illegal that crawled under the border fence.
     
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    Iceback is for Canadians.
     
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