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Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by Ahab, Oct 17, 2009.

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  1. Ahab

    Ahab Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Old Butch

    John was in the fertilized egg business.

    He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,'
    and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

    He kept records, and any rooster not performing
    went into the soup pot and was replaced.

    This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells
    and attached them to his roosters.

    Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
    which rooster was performing.

    Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report
    by just listening to the bells.

    John's favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen,
    but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

    When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing
    pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming,
    could run for cover.

    To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't
    ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

    John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County
    Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

    The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece
    Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

    Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.

    Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most
    highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on
    the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
    Vote carefully next year, the bells are not always audible.
  2. timberfaller

    timberfaller Well-Known Member

    Feb 24, 2007
    Eastern Washington
    Now thats a Great Joke

    For comedy to work there has to be a little element of TRUTH!!
  3. shot410ga

    shot410ga Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Very Good...........
  4. The Stive

    The Stive Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Good one!! There is a lot of truth in this one. John
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