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Bumper stickers.... Too funny

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Nov 23, 2010.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    These are coming to a car near you. Bumper stickers from the "TSA".


    1) CAN'T SEE LONDON, CAN'T SEE FRANCE, UNTIL I SEE YOUR UNDERPANTS.

    2) Grope,discounts available.

    3) If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first.

    4) Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

    5) Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.

    6) Wanna fly?? Drop your fly.

    7) We've handled more balls than Barney Frank.

    8) We are now free to move about your pants.

    9) We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.

    10)It's not a grope, it's a freedom pat.

    11)When in doubt, we make you whip it out.

    12)TSA:Touchin, Squeezin, Arrestin.

    13)You were a virgin...
















    TSA Bumper Stickers
     
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Bukge you have to much time on your hands! Why don't you go wax that Vette of yours! As close as it is to Thanksgiving I'd tell you to go stuff the Turkey but who knows where that could lead! LOL
     
  3. recurvyarcher

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    "We can check your prostate, too."
     
  4. sliverbulletexpress

    sliverbulletexpress TS Member

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    TSA for your DRE.

    I'm taking the bus, at least you only get groped by the wino sitting next to you.

    Explosive diarrhea is more fun at the airport.
     
  5. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Watch where you put your hands. I have a rash that doesn't want to go away.
     
  6. grnberetcj

    grnberetcj Active Member

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    Here's some more...
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  7. Jerbear

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    <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"> 1stsearch.jpg </a>
     
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