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Bumper Stickers I'd Like to See

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by timb99, Jun 28, 2007.

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  1. timb99

    timb99 Well-Known Member

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    To lighten things up a little:


    I may be fat. But you're ugly. And I can diet.

    National Spelling Bee Runer-up

    Be alert. The world needs more lerts.

    I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.

    Alcohol and calculus do not mix. Don't drink and derive!

    5.0 hamsters under the hood

    Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.

    Nice front bumper you've got there. Shame if something happened to it…

    My mother was a moonshiner, and I love her still.

    Resistance is futile (if >1 ohm).

    Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.

    If you can read this, I've lost the trailer!

    The trouble with life is there's no background music.

    I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
     
  2. Tron

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    This one is on my car.

    Tron.
     
  3. timb99

    timb99 Well-Known Member

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    Tron, you're a sick, sick man.

    Mine says, "Run, Hillary, Run!"

    But it's on the FRONT bumper.
     
  4. superxjeff

    superxjeff Active Member

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    Fat people are harder to kidnap. Jeff
     
  5. rlcammer

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    I'm Schizophrenic.

    Me too........
     
  6. Tron

    Tron Supporting Vendor Supporting Vendor

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    OH flincher....I'm SO ashamed of myself. You make me feel so badly (you dumbass).

    Tron.
     
  7. revsublime

    revsublime TS Member

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    Trapshooters do it 25 times from 5 different positions.
     
  8. cableguy

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    I brake for no apparent reason!
     
  9. lumper

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    My average child beat up your honor roll child.

    and ...

    Skeet shooters wear pink.
     
  10. Jerbear

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    Hey flincher....<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank">[​IMG]</a>



    Jerbear
     
  11. Jerbear

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    <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank">[​IMG]</a>
     
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    <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank">[​IMG]</a>
     
  13. Mike Michalski

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    Do you think you'd be a more courteous driver with that cell phone jammed up your ass?
     
  14. recurvyarcher

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    It takes a lot of balls to golf like I do.


    If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.


    Gun control means using both hands.


    Stop Repeat Offendors, don't re-elect them.


    Women love exlamation points!!!!! (But they HATE periods)


    My heart is in Trapshooting, and my A$$ is in debt...
     
  15. foghorn220

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    Ok how about this one


    <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank">[​IMG]</a>

    Or this
    <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank">[​IMG]</a>


    Maybe the last one could be for some of our Skeeter friends.

    <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank">[​IMG]</a>
     
  16. foghorn220

    foghorn220 Active Member

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    I have seen this one that would come in handy a few times in the past.

    Fog
     
  17. revsublime

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    ooops recurvey...you misspelled a word! ;)
     
  18. flylta

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    I saw this one and agree:

    I'd rather Hunt with Dick Cheaney than ride with a Kennedy.
     
  19. oz

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    foghorn the person who composed that bumper sticker IS an idiot. The word YOUR is used wrongly. It should have been YOU'RE stupid. "Stupid is as Stupid does." Forest Gump.
     
  20. ArmySGM

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    Woman who fly upside down have bad crack up.

    Who goosed the moose by antlers in the treetops.

    Stay off blackberry before you end up in bad jam.

    Hillary for dog catcher. Takes one to know one.

    He who laughs last thinks slowest

    We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things got worse

    Keep honking...I'm reloading

    Horn broken, watch for finger

    Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.



    These are some of the ones I've seen and remember.

    Gary
     
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