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Breaking News! Liberals sneak to Canada

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Bucko43, Oct 16, 2008.

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  1. Bucko43

    Bucko43 Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2008
    Lakeside, California
    From the MANITOBA HERALD, Canada

    The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada
    has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols
    to stop the illegal immigration.

    The possibility of a McCain/Palin election is prompting the exodus
    among left-leaning citizens who fear
    they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O'Reilly.

    Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of
    sociology professors, animal rights activists and Unitarians crossing
    their fields at night.
    'I went out to milk the cows the other day, and
    there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,' said Manitoba
    farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota . The
    producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare
    a latte and some free-range chicken.

    In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher
    fences, but the liberals scaled them.
    So he tried installing speakers
    that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. 'Not real effective,' he
    said. 'The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so
    much they wouldn't give milk.'

    Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals
    near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive
    them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves. 'A lot
    of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions,' an Ontario
    border patrolman said. 'I found one carload without a drop of drinking
    water.' They did have a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet, though.'

    When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often
    wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors
    have been circulating about the McCain administration establishing
    re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to shoot wolves
    from airplanes, deny evolution, and act out drills preparing them for
    the Rapture.

    In recent days, liberals have turned to sometimes-ingenious ways of
    crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on
    bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a
    half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian
    immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed
    senior-citizen passengers on Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney hits to
    prove they were alive in the '50s. 'If they can't identify the
    accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about
    their age,' an official said.

    Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are
    creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan
    Sarandon movies. 'I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian
    economy just can't support them,' an Ottawa resident said. 'How many
    art history and English majors does one country need?'
  2. 22hornet

    22hornet Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2007
    Hanford, CA
    Now that's funny, Bucko!
  3. Easystreet

    Easystreet Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998

    Thanks for the laugh! That's one of the best I've read in a long, long, time. I've still got tears in my eyes from laughing at that one.

  4. foghorn220

    foghorn220 Active Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Are you packed yet?

    Canada's readiness preparedness plan................November 2008.

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    Guess they better take the Welcome sign down.

  5. AJ100

    AJ100 TS Member

    Sep 6, 2006
    Thanks, bucko.

    Tom (AJ100)
  6. ljutic73

    ljutic73 Well-Known Member

    Dec 29, 2005
    Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada
    You show up in my farmyard and tell me you voted for Obama and you will be told to GET THE **** OF MY LAND!!!

    Big Ron

    Alberta, Canada
  7. white rattler

    white rattler Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Big Ron, keep a sharp eye out for those U.S. Obama boy's coming across your lands. Remember you can never use to much gun on them. I will see you in the spring. Trevor Dawe.
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