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  1. Catpower

    Catpower Molon Labe TS Supporters

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    A girl came skipping home from school one day.
    "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
    "Very good," said her mother.
    "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.
    "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
    The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy,"... she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
    "Very good," said her mother.
    "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
    "Yes, it's because you're blonde."
    The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
    "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
    "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
    "No Honey, it's because you're 24.
     
  2. Bvr Tail

    Bvr Tail Well-Known Member

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    This morning on Imus, I saw two blonds talking, and at the bottom of the screen it read "Blond on Blond"

    It turned out it wasn't what I thought, so I switched back to the news, darned it!

    Why are my senior moments lasting so long?
     
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  4. bigbore613

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    Why cant Blondes be cattle farmers ?
     
  5. bigbore613

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    They cant keep their calves together. Jeff
     
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    A blonde and a brunette were walking down the street one day, and they walked by a flower shop. The brunette looked in the shop, as they walked by, and saw her boyfriend at the counter. She said, 'Oh no, my boyfriend is in there, buying me flowers again. It looks like I will have my legs in the air all night.' The blonde turned to her and said, 'Don't you have a vase?'.
     
  7. Catpower

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    LOL Charlie
     
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