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Biker Story

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Frank C, Apr 17, 2008.

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  1. Frank C

    Frank C Well-Known Member

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    Biker in the news


    A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the
    lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
    tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her
    screaming parents. The biker jumps off his motor cycle, runs to the cage and hits
    the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the
    pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings
    her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

    A NYT reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says,
    " Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."

    "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this
    little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."

    "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist fro m
    the New York Times , you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the
    first page. What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation do you have?"

    " A Harley Davidson and I am a Republican. "

    The journalist leaves.

    The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it
    indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:




    BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
     
  2. nanuk

    nanuk TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    Oh how true !----(and sad). It use to be a great paper(a long time ago)and has now regressed to a liberal (progressive?) rag.
     
  3. Hauxfan

    Hauxfan Well-Known Member

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    I love those biker shirts that have this message printed on the back.

    "If you can read this, my bitch must have fallen off". lol

    [​IMG]

    Hauxfan!
     
  4. j2jake

    j2jake Well-Known Member

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    My wife has the other one, you know the one that says: "I'm the BITCH". Jake
     
  5. Hauxfan

    Hauxfan Well-Known Member

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    Didn't know about that one, Jake......Funny!

    Hauxfan!
     
  6. AveragEd

    AveragEd Well-Known Member

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    Then there's the one that says, "This bitch doesn't fall off."

    Ed
     
  7. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Or the one that say's "Call me bitch and they will call you gelding"
     
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