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Better grain prices

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by WS-1, Apr 4, 2011.

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  1. WS-1

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    Oct 28, 2009
    A young midwestern farmer, flush with the prospects of higher prices for his corn crop in 2011, pays a call on his new girlfriend. As she opens the door, the bashful suitor reveals a large bouquet of roses. She grabs the flowers, then the boy, shuts the door behind them, runs over to the sofa, pulls up her skirt and pulls down her panties and says, "Here, this is for the flowers!"

    Without missing a beat, the boy says, "Don't be silly, Thelma, there's got to be a vase around here somewhere."
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